Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Favre; "The Answer"

Who does Brett Favre think he exist like? The answer? The Answer. With Favre's career swerving, and likelihood of never catching a title (again for #5/6) likens Favre to A.I.
Favre res-bowling the league: 5-6
Iverson in Turkey: 12-1 NBA, 1,020,000 - 100,000 Lira

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Do NOT Seek the Treasure

Never like it again: a pessa-fata-total downer thought. The conditions for fortune not only slip through our fingers daily, but hark our sense of responsibility only to pull on our emotional features as well, no? Stocks. They s a bit of a whomper no? Tell more? Get canned for insider trading. Pass up a chance to have it made, can really see why these guys (mostly) jump off buildings lol.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Walking back from bars has its upside. Positively stammering back to Boston after a few and a blunt beside the Charles qualifies a good night. One could only want to play their social repetoir on such an occasion. The socialites by the Charles run few and far between, but good-natured questing home can almost always attract someone... or something.
Life by the river can accomodate a roving drunk smoker, looking for those alike. However, those already living near the river live far more delicately than the visitors. Noise came busteling down the skinny, dirt path. Cars streamed by the path, but the river swallowed their existence. The path cut treeline from riverbed. What would one find down this little path? A person? A duck? Or so one would think.
One last hearty justle of the drunken leg alarmed whatever had taken guard along the riverbed. It slipped into the river with a splash like a poolside patron cannonballing. A splash of startling suprise from the guardian. It pulsed back into the water and left the hammered socialite with nothing more than a "snub". So much for sharing a buzz; the guardian would rather jump (back?) into the river than to share its meeting place with the traveller.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010


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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Writin' Rainbow

Place your trays in the upright position. A few had not done so. Take off proceeded. We will alert you when to use electronic devices when we have reached altitude. The attendants awaited in their designated area. Accommodating meals and beverages for the passengers filled the storage unit. The pilot elevated his gears as his carrier glided from the runway. The control tower hummed consent. Seat 4a was unoccupied but the bathroom was not. Before takeoff Garrett generally did not drink enormous amounts of megadrink, but over preparation was a sidelong trait. We're looking at a eight hour flight to your destination. Expect delays. Meg wanted to kindle very badly. She will wait. Elevation was approaching. 5229. 5239. 39439. The wings closed and engaged. Passengers bobbed along the air, jovially buzzed, colas froze. The meal was not enchiladas. It was freeze-dried. Diet freeze-dried approved by Atkins and Armstrong. The odometer clocked meteoric numbers. I'm sick of elevation telling me my edict. Shocker.

Friday, October 30, 2009

The All Your Money Mang

This is the mantra criminals chant before committing a mugging.
Giiiiiiimeeeeeee Alllllllllllllll Yourrrrrrrrrrrrr
Allllllleeeeee Ruuuuuuuniiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Giiiiiimeeeeee
Aaaaaaaaaaaaall
Yir
Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne
Hiiiiiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeeeeeee Allllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiii
at'lll be alll.

Monday, October 19, 2009