1. Poor refrigeration: In the Popsicle's case, any refrigeration is bad refrigeration, mostly due to the fact Popsicles do need to be at freezing temps tout du temps. This can result in the "mushy pop", which both describes both a loathsome Popsicle and Taylor Swift's music/demographic.
2. Cargo: That's what's in's tha back of the Mr. Good Humor truck, folks. Call 'em straight up cargo-pops. Mr. Good Humor's moving weight; he can't wait on you to make a desicion, so he might fub your order. Triple-check for popsicle accuarcy as you order, because if you order a Bombpop and get a Mariopop; life itself has decieved you.
3. Rugs: Yea, sneaky they are. Think. Rugs...+....popsicles. Forces 2 collide and leave you with a June afternoon splotch. No time.
Wipe your hands,
js
JS
ReplyDeleteThanks for the popsicle tips, I will use them wisely throughout the summer. What's your favorite popsicle of all time though?
Max Gibson
wineandbowties.com
Maxwell,
ReplyDeleteThank you for your inquiry. We actually are processing the data and crunching our Popsicle numbers. Bombpops have 3 flavors. Mariopops have 3 candies extra! Izakadoozie has 4 wiry flavors. But, dude, push-ups.