Sunday, August 9, 2009

Taking my Dad's advice

Crocus- A layered tale of perennial trying. The most anxious flower shows "up" first only to be overshadowed by the limendae

Comet Phish- about a comet that orbits under the ocean. It is a Relief Movie (opposite of disaster movie) Avery is the one who first intercedes the comet and jovially follows the comet-phish. Child's movie-possibly animated. First half movie- signs,signals,clues of coming of comet-phish. Next half- C.P. Party

Shuttle- This premise i do as a bit in my stand-up act to close-out. Figuringly, an expanded version of the joke could work as a movie. NASA needs 3 astronaughts to investigate an appearance on the moon. Not soon after, the three craters appear on the moon. The astronaughts aquiant themselves but suspicion mounts as one of the characters is acting screwbally, like Teen Wolf. As the mission to the moon progresses, the astronaught acts most peculiarly. Like bringing jewelerly on a space mission. Turns out to be an amulet. One astronaught steals that amulet from the other, thereby enabling the astronaughts werewolf powers to explord. The astronaught hovers, changes into another being entitiy powered by the moon and its proximity supercharges his powers to be set loose inside the spacestation. The other 2 astronaughts are tf'ed and totally pissed they were treated the other "guy" like assshits before they launched from mission control. They didn't listen to the orders of the astrowolf and now deal with the consequences. One astro-tool is hunted down heiniously. THe other astronaught is resourceful and galactically finds a silver-lazergun and kills the astrowolf instantly, till....

CHORES- The moive
Chores are crazy. Let just say that. please
thanks
js

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