Why don't other planets have rainbows? It rains on other planets, some storms last decades. We have found trace evidence of water on Mars. Jupiter has an anticyclonic storm railing for the 179 years prior and possibly 300+ ongoing! It think Jupiter is overdue for a phatty air-ribbon. Are there no rainbows elsewhere because there aren't people around to enjoy them? Venus and Mercury are wicked jeally of our rainbows, son! Earth's ballin. For further discussion visit this less stale site.

NEWSFLASH

The New York Times is staying alive. A trickle of financial support has come by way of Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim, a trickle to the NY Time's iv drip bag which was surely to evaporate. Indebted, the Times must know Carlos Slim as Pecos Bill and Pecos Bill can call on any staff member as his pinche'-buddy.
Allow the other options, besides bailout (or bailouto), to serve as reference to other titles such as The Boston Globe and whatever Philly has/had. Without finance from outsidesources (yes! all one word) newspapers would have to charge people for making the news. What makes our news would be taxed in order to get in the black. Did you just resign from office? 79 cents. Did you just invent a new sport called Motolacrosse? 503 dolla. Somebody run a half-marathon in 2x the time? 21 k.
If we don't make the news than we shan't be taxed. So, meek! If we started caring for our civil responsibilities, we'd make headlines.

Obstacles to Popsicles

1. Poor refrigeration: In the Popsicle's case, any refrigeration is bad refrigeration, mostly due to the fact Popsicles do need to be at freezing temps tout du temps. This can result in the "mushy pop", which both describes both a loathsome Popsicle and Taylor Swift's music/demographic.
2. Cargo: That's what's in's tha back of the Mr. Good Humor truck, folks. Call 'em straight up cargo-pops. Mr. Good Humor's moving weight; he can't wait on you to make a desicion, so he might fub your order. Triple-check for popsicle accuarcy as you order, because if you order a Bombpop and get a Mariopop; life itself has decieved you.
3. Rugs: Yea, sneaky they are. Think. Rugs...+....popsicles. Forces 2 collide and leave you with a June afternoon splotch. No time.
Wipe your hands,
js

Chicken, Bird, Stalefish

Summer is aponia us. Yet, it is not complete without making it to the pool. Mix yourself in the water like a a chocolate and vanilla swirl icecream cone. Front crawl is staple; back and side are enjoyable, too. What secures the pool as liquidly trepid is what we know as the most FUN stroke; the ole ace in the deep end. This stroke as in and of itself is three strokes in one and has no other name besides the basis. Chicken. Bird. Soldier. That's that. Summer.