If President Obama does in fact legalize marijuana before elections as rumors have speculated, one would think that the next time a Republican attained presidency they would pull that ish down. However, once the red dudes see how much cash Mary Jane will pull in, they will fuckin dance around in hemp underwear listening to Phish.
President Obama's inner Hawaiian will try to win over DEAFEDFDA Appropriateness Obama. Every sane person wants Barry's lil' Hawaiian to win! Sign Amendment 4200000000000A!
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Duncan Trussell and Neil Hamburger @ The Gas!
Fourteen dollars for a comedy show proved worthy of erry penny especially because Neil Hamburger and Duncan Trussell kicked it w/ the lay people before and after the show and displayed their extraordinary nice personalities and down-to-earth attitudes by doing so (along with putting on a double double thumbs-up show). Evidence of t comes from this writer's testimony. The national touring comics chatted away with this stale, low-level comedian about piracy, standard pay for comedians (as in existent pay), and a totally gnar "vegan" chick that nonchalantly dictates a vegan dinner party then strolls along the street munchin' pepperoni pizza.
As an amateur comic, this writer got inspired by watching this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6eMG-dfas. Duncan Trussell, as it says on the Tube, made the video. This writer had the idea to tell the fuggin former manager of the world famous Comedy Store, host of personal favorite podcast The Duncan Trussell Family Hour (see link below), and general top-shelf, top-qual comedian that the booker had offered him to see a free concert in New York, but he would have to pay for travel and lodging, instead of payment! The nice guy liked the prospect of the free show in NYC as he congenially engaged in the idea, but midway through the pranking, when the part about him having to pay for travel and a hotel, the air of the conversation sank to around this writer fucking has the mental functioning of crazy street trash. So after the last part of the prank got pulled, saying he would get this very raw deal this blogger admitted to playing of Hitler Gets Invited to South by Southwest to a joyful appreciation and relief. He exclaimed, "I was thinking, 'What is this lunacy?'" They soon had to prepare for the show, although if this writer recalls correctly, Duncan came from doing something outside and rushed the stage.
The comics put on a intellectually stimulating show that hit multiple levels of engagement such as misery fueled retail worker pessimism, seemingly effortless, beautifully rich metaphors of metaphysical nature, and the art (or severe lack of) the joke, the latter unspoken but thematically identified. The rowdy crowd seemed intelligent, reverent (yes, rowdy and reverent - 'tis Allston), and open to controversial topics. Members of the crowd, too, can consider themselves lucky fucks b/c they politely interacted w/ the opener and headliner as well, but Duncan only offered one dude that night, this dude, a mfing Allagash. Check out the comedy producer, Rob Crean's site, http://www.facebook.com/andersoncomedy! Check out the comics', now on tour, sites at www.americasfunnyman.com/ and http://duncantrussell.com/! Buy they merch! Neil conversed for every 90 albums he sells, 1000 get pirated. 1/10? Uno ratio-o muy malo. He probably could eat many more hamburgers if he had a higher yield for his work, right? On that lovely note, staleaponia awaaaaaaaaaay!
As an amateur comic, this writer got inspired by watching this video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6eMG-dfas. Duncan Trussell, as it says on the Tube, made the video. This writer had the idea to tell the fuggin former manager of the world famous Comedy Store, host of personal favorite podcast The Duncan Trussell Family Hour (see link below), and general top-shelf, top-qual comedian that the booker had offered him to see a free concert in New York, but he would have to pay for travel and lodging, instead of payment! The nice guy liked the prospect of the free show in NYC as he congenially engaged in the idea, but midway through the pranking, when the part about him having to pay for travel and a hotel, the air of the conversation sank to around this writer fucking has the mental functioning of crazy street trash. So after the last part of the prank got pulled, saying he would get this very raw deal this blogger admitted to playing of Hitler Gets Invited to South by Southwest to a joyful appreciation and relief. He exclaimed, "I was thinking, 'What is this lunacy?'" They soon had to prepare for the show, although if this writer recalls correctly, Duncan came from doing something outside and rushed the stage.
The comics put on a intellectually stimulating show that hit multiple levels of engagement such as misery fueled retail worker pessimism, seemingly effortless, beautifully rich metaphors of metaphysical nature, and the art (or severe lack of) the joke, the latter unspoken but thematically identified. The rowdy crowd seemed intelligent, reverent (yes, rowdy and reverent - 'tis Allston), and open to controversial topics. Members of the crowd, too, can consider themselves lucky fucks b/c they politely interacted w/ the opener and headliner as well, but Duncan only offered one dude that night, this dude, a mfing Allagash. Check out the comedy producer, Rob Crean's site, http://www.facebook.com/andersoncomedy! Check out the comics', now on tour, sites at www.americasfunnyman.com/ and http://duncantrussell.com/! Buy they merch! Neil conversed for every 90 albums he sells, 1000 get pirated. 1/10? Uno ratio-o muy malo. He probably could eat many more hamburgers if he had a higher yield for his work, right? On that lovely note, staleaponia awaaaaaaaaaay!
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Dale Earnhardt Bullshit Bullshit
It's a corporate world and Dale Earnfardt (fuck yeah) Jr. Jr. knows it. The Detroit rock band entitled their debut album It's a Corporate World and the assumption by this writer came along the lines of an anti-corporate message (hurray!). One might understand the assumption since the message does come from a fucking rock group. However, these loathsome fucks accept its a corporate world by tooling themselves to sell out for a Taco Smell advertisement featuring the single "Morning Thought" (regretfully bought on iTunes by this writer). And what does the ad try to sell? Nacho filled burritos. Burritos. With nachos. In them. This writer offers to present new lines to "Morning Thought", "There were two, three, four - deals at your Taco Bell store; I was born just like - the 89 cent crunchy taco only at Taco Smell..."
Careful What You Say
1 faux-pas > 5 slip-ups. The f-p dropped at Grandma's Basement open mic in Boston tonight, and hopefully the one writing this blog gave the comic the hardest time about it. Hopefully what got inferred can speak on behalf of ignorance that got said (and only said b/c it got acknowledged prior to coming out vocally... in words... from a mouth). One can only say people from the ghetto do not have intelligence in an ignorant way. This got inferred, but what came out seemed more along the lines (and def w/ the tone) of an ignorant suburban blonde chick (anxiety). And fuck those 5 slip-ups!
This song got played on the iPod after the mic but should have got played beforehand.
This song got played on the iPod after the mic but should have got played beforehand.
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